feat: add ANSI NFO easter egg modal component

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
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Jason Staack
2026-03-19 13:06:17 -05:00
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import { useEffect, useRef, useState, useCallback } from 'react'
import {
Dialog,
DialogContent,
DialogTitle,
} from '@/components/ui/dialog'
import { APP_VERSION } from '@/lib/version'
// ── ANSI Art Content ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
// Each line is a tuple: [colorClass, text]
// Colors reference Deep Space theme via Tailwind utilities
const BTC_ADDRESS = 'bc1qfw6pmyc96vrlkpc0rgun0s7xy4sqhx7a2xurkf'
type ArtLine = [className: string, text: string]
function buildNfoLines(): ArtLine[] {
const accent = 'text-accent'
const dim = 'text-text-muted'
const secondary = 'text-text-secondary'
const primary = 'text-text-primary'
const bar = '═'.repeat(72)
return [
[accent, ''],
[accent, ' ████████╗ ██████╗ ██████╗ '],
[accent, ' ╚══██╔══╝ ██╔═══██╗ ██╔══██╗'],
[accent, ' ██║ ██║ ██║ ██║ ██║'],
[accent, ' ██║ ██║ ██║ ██║ ██║'],
[accent, ' ██║ ╚██████╔╝ ██████╔╝'],
[accent, ' ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ '],
[accent, ''],
[dim, ` ${bar}`],
[accent, ''],
[primary, ' ▓▒░ T H E O T H E R D U D E ░▒▓'],
[secondary, ` ${APP_VERSION} · MSP Fleet Management for RouterOS`],
[accent, ''],
[dim, ` ${bar}`],
[dim, ' ░░░ LICENSE ░░░'],
[dim, ` ${bar}`],
[accent, ''],
[primary, ' Business Source License 1.1'],
[accent, ''],
[secondary, ' ► Free self-hosted production use up to 1,000 devices'],
[secondary, ' ► SaaS offering requires commercial agreement'],
[secondary, ' ► Converts to Apache License 2.0 on March 8, 2030'],
[accent, ''],
[dim, ' For commercial licensing: license@theotherdude.net'],
[dim, ' For support: support@theotherdude.net'],
[accent, ''],
[dim, ` ${bar}`],
[dim, ' ░░░ TECH STACK ░░░'],
[dim, ` ${bar}`],
[accent, ''],
[secondary, ' ► Backend ......... Python / FastAPI / PostgreSQL'],
[secondary, ' ► Frontend ........ React / TanStack Router / Tailwind'],
[secondary, ' ► Messaging ....... NATS JetStream'],
[secondary, ' ► VPN ............. WireGuard'],
[secondary, ' ► Deployment ...... Docker Compose / Helm'],
[secondary, ' ► Router Comms .... RouterOS Binary API'],
[accent, ''],
[dim, ` ${bar}`],
[dim, ' ░░░ CREDITS ░░░'],
[dim, ` ${bar}`],
[accent, ''],
[primary, ' Jason Staack'],
[secondary, ' Built with AI assistance'],
[accent, ''],
[dim, ` BTC: ${BTC_ADDRESS}`],
[accent, ''],
[dim, ` ${bar}`],
[accent, ''],
[accent, ' ░▒▓█ t h e o t h e r d u d e . n e t █▓▒░'],
[accent, ''],
[dim, ' "Because every MSP needs one."'],
[accent, ''],
]
}
// ── Component ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
interface AnsiNfoModalProps {
open: boolean
onOpenChange: (open: boolean) => void
}
export function AnsiNfoModal({ open, onOpenChange }: AnsiNfoModalProps) {
const [visibleLines, setVisibleLines] = useState(0)
const [animationDone, setAnimationDone] = useState(false)
const linesRef = useRef<ArtLine[]>([])
const intervalRef = useRef<ReturnType<typeof setInterval> | null>(null)
if (linesRef.current.length === 0) {
linesRef.current = buildNfoLines()
}
const totalLines = linesRef.current.length
const skipAnimation = useCallback(() => {
if (intervalRef.current) {
clearInterval(intervalRef.current)
intervalRef.current = null
}
setVisibleLines(totalLines)
setAnimationDone(true)
}, [totalLines])
// Start animation when modal opens
useEffect(() => {
if (!open) {
// Reset on close
setVisibleLines(0)
setAnimationDone(false)
if (intervalRef.current) {
clearInterval(intervalRef.current)
intervalRef.current = null
}
return
}
// Animate lines in
let count = 0
intervalRef.current = setInterval(() => {
count++
setVisibleLines(count)
if (count >= totalLines) {
clearInterval(intervalRef.current!)
intervalRef.current = null
setAnimationDone(true)
}
}, 15)
return () => {
if (intervalRef.current) {
clearInterval(intervalRef.current)
intervalRef.current = null
}
}
}, [open, totalLines])
return (
<Dialog open={open} onOpenChange={onOpenChange}>
<DialogContent
className="max-w-[84ch] w-[95vw] p-0 gap-0 bg-background border-border overflow-hidden"
onKeyDown={(e) => {
if (!animationDone && e.key !== 'Escape') {
skipAnimation()
}
}}
onClick={() => {
if (!animationDone) skipAnimation()
}}
>
{/* Retro title bar */}
<div className="flex items-center justify-between px-3 py-1.5 bg-surface border-b border-border font-mono text-xs">
<DialogTitle className="text-text-muted text-xs font-normal font-mono">
TOD.NFO ACiD View v1.0
</DialogTitle>
</div>
{/* Terminal body */}
<div
className="overflow-y-auto p-4 max-h-[70vh] font-mono text-[10px] sm:text-xs md:text-sm leading-relaxed"
role="document"
>
<pre className="whitespace-pre" aria-hidden="true">
{linesRef.current.slice(0, visibleLines).map(([cls, text], i) => (
<span key={i} className={`block ${cls}`}>
{text || '\u00A0'}
</span>
))}
</pre>
{/* Screen-reader accessible version */}
<div className="sr-only">
<p>The Other Dude, {APP_VERSION}. MSP Fleet Management for RouterOS.</p>
<p>Business Source License 1.1. Free self-hosted production use up to 1000 devices. SaaS requires commercial agreement. Converts to Apache 2.0 on March 8 2030.</p>
<p>Built by Jason Staack with AI assistance.</p>
</div>
</div>
</DialogContent>
</Dialog>
)
}